This synopsis will be more like an impressionis because I was deathly ill Monday night. I had time to watch and be entertained, but I did not take any notes. Nonetheless, can I get an Amen that Kiki is gone??? She's annoying, whiny, and looks like she might be severely high maintenance.
I also applaud Real's devotion to Milf, an older woman like myself, but I also have to ask the question: what the heck does he see in this woman??? She is broken down and always looks to' up. Anyhow, onto the show...
The show picks up where the last one ended, with Rabbit doing pissed-off imitations of Chance. Seeing as how Chance has already lost some of Rabbit's attention due to his acting like a jackass, he decides that he must solidify his reputation as a jerk by coming out and yelling at ALL of the girls. Risky follows him upstairs and woo-woos him into thinking he's really not so much of a jerk as he is misunderstood. Yeah.
For the challenge, the girls must decorate cars to see who can come up with the flyest ride for their boys. They are divided up into the pinks and the grays. Before they head out to the challenge, Bay bay bay makes it her personal mission to get Milf kicked off. So first she talks to all the girls individually and tells them of her plans, and then she starts talking smack in the limo. I applaud your courage, Bay bay bay, but Real and Chance have tolerated Kiki and Bubbles for all this while. They're not going to get rid of Milf just because she gets loud.
Anyhow, you've got Team Pink (Bubbles, KO, Risky, and Kiki) and Team Gray (Rabbit, Bay bay bay, Milf, Cornfed, and Cali). Team Pink completely ghettofies their car, complete with decals of Real and Chance in goofy poses. They should have stopped with the bling on the hood and had a gold theme. Proving that less is more (especially when it involves more of the Gray girls wearing less clothes and high heels to show off the cars), Team Gray wins the date. Bay bay bay is pissed off because Milf refused to participate until Bay bay bay apologized (which she didn't), so now Milf is going on a date after having done no work to get there.
To make matters (jealousy?) worse, the guys announce that they will each pick one girl for a solo date, and take the others out the next day. Chance picks Cali, and Real picks (surprise!) Rabbit. This sends the other Real girls into a tizzy. Rabbit and Real try to have some deep conversations or even some NORMAL conversations, but every time they speak more than two sentences to each other, they get the stink-eye from Chance. Cali is perturbed that Chance is not paying attention to her and being all rude. Real gives Rabbit his coat and she makes the comment that Chance would not have done that for her. Sure enough, cut to Cali and Chance both shivering, Chance saying, "MAN it's cold!"
Once the date is over, a swarm of women wrapped in blankets and wearing bed-head before bedtime invade Real's bedroom to complain about Milf. Real listens, but he really wants Milf to give him head. I mean, he wants to hear it from her head, er, her mouth.
The next day is a Spa Day, and Chance realizes that all the remaining girls are Real girls. He elects to stay behind and try to schmooze his way back into Rabbit's good graces. So while Rabbit puts up a good front in confessionals talking about how Chance is really going to have to work his way back, she ultimately succumbs. I am so disappointed; I thought Rabbit was smarter and classier than that.
Anyhow, Bay bay bay uses her time to bitch about Milf. Milf uses her time to defend herself. Cornfed offers Real a massage, and he is so touched. She reminds him of his mother (which could be a pretty creepy comparison).
At elimination, Milf is out of sync in this ill-fitting dress that's almost matronly -- but you can see her undergarments. It's a weird combination. It comes down to Milf and Kiki. While Kiki is spouting off about Milf, Milf is quietly "defending herself." All the girls are shocked when Real picks Milf over Kiki. Kiki's "little girl from the hood" act finally wore out its welcome.
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