Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The Woman In Red


She's no lady.

When you think of a red dress, you think of a hot mama. A tamale. A tomato. And other spicy, succulent words.

One word not very likely to come to mind is... bride?

And yet, dear people, that is what I have planned. When they throw open the doors of the church for my second wedding, I plan either to be wearing peacock blue or deep rich red.

I've even found an elegant red dress to wear that looks like a Real Wedding Dress, which is hard to do. I've been googling; I've seen a lot of ugly ones. I've seen a lot of cheap looking ones. I've seen many that look like bridesmaid dresses.

But the coup de grace is this one.

At just under $1000 it's a steal.

The only problem will be what the bridesmaids will wear. White is too obvious. Gold? Green, for how pea green they will be?